Aww Man

Sup Medium? Stacey here. You can’t hear me saying this out loud as I type it, but I assure you it’s much funnier with verbal inflections. You know what, I should have said something different because really, ‘verbal inflections’ it’s just not a thing I would say in normal conversation … to you… to anyone really… anyhow, moving on.

Are you excited to be reading the second paragraph of this soon to be infamous stacey-post? No? You don’t …

(I’m sorry the local conversation got a bit real and I had to stop speaking this gibberish out loud so now the bit’s dead and I’m just gonna shut this one down. In the spirit of not leaving you, dear Reader, without something of value, lemme just say… u probably gonna want to buy a shitload of SNX like… today (Jan 14, 2021) BEFORE the Optimistic Rollups update to staking rolls out to mainnet. This is going to be a big friggin deal because lil fish SNX staking positions will suddenly become profitable. Anyway, how is that related to the rest of this post? It isn’t, and you’re welcome. I’m out bros.)